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Algunos siguen considerando a la escritura literaria como algo exquisito, erudito, preciosito y perfectosito. Para esos, que no saben que la literatura es, sobre todo, diversión; les dejo esta belleza de César Bruto (creo que no hace falta aclarar que no era ningún).

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Esplicasiones de una Señora que sescapa con otro

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te pido por fabor de que no tomés a mal que yo agarre mis prendas de vestir y me vaya del cotorro, ni que pensés de mí con lijeresa, aplicándome tal o cual metáfora dibna de mejor suerte… ¡Te juro que me voy para tu bien, negrO, y que algún día vas a comprender todo el tremendo sacrificio que hago para que triunfés con tu concomitansia de poetA y de conpositor de música, todo lo cual hoy andás bastante flojo y sin poder encontrar un tema para un gran tango que te haga venir popular y honbre de plata!
No te vayás a pensar de que te dejo porque a tu reina una pobresa insuperable, y que si una sigue vibiendo acá a la larga se acostrumbraría a comer el reboque de la paré… ¡queesperansa! Me voy, negrO, para ver si al encontrarte solo, triste y abandonado, sin dada más que la guitarra y el perrito companiero que por mi ausensia no comería, te sentás a escribir un presioso tango, en el cual me tratés de todo, diciéndome que soy uan ingrata malbada, una percanta trasionera o lo que a vos te guste, que no me voy a ofender por eso.
Todavía, si querés más datos para tu composisión, te comunico que al escaparme del bulíN me voy con un cabaliero que conosí el otro día en el sentrO, el cual de me asercó cuando yo estaba mirando una vidriera, y me dijo: “Usté merecería un tapado de bisontE y un coliar de brillantes, sinpática…”, a lo cual yo le contesté: “¿Le parese?...” y como una palabra saca la otro y las 2 laban la cara, a la final quedamos que yo me iría a vibir con él, que me tratará como una reinA, y hasta prometió de comprarme una licuadora para que yo pueda haser jugo en mis horas de ósio… ¿Te das cuenta qué cambio?
¡Adiós negrO, no mechés la culpa de nada y pensá que todo lo hago para que triunfés con una cansión en contra mía… ¡Ha, y apurate que te van a desalojar antes del 30!
Se despide de vos, tu tierna conpaniera quescapás de haser cualquier cosa parayudarte, Camila (haora gladiS”).

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